Week+the+Seventh

=Write yourself an itty bitty poem. Like I mean Honey I Shrunk the Kids small. Ten words or less. BEWARE! These poems will be judged and the winner will receive OatMeaL RaIsIN cOoKIes.=

Emotions. But you of course, reign supreme in my heart, -Adam "Air Quotes" Bourgault

If String Theory was valid, Guitar players would be God. -Adam "It's Tongs" Bourgault

He's the resounding mithril in the world's most pure obsidian. - Ellyn "Not-a-sad-poem" Touchette

Disappointment Tears They cease The acidic sting remains a reminder

- Lia "Shattered-and-Bummed" Van de Krol

Pie makes Me feel So Happy. I Adore Pie.

-Clara “pumkinlover” Stickney

This is //not// about that time I limped away, triumphant.

-Emma "not-quite-dead" Alden

Silence. A sudden breath. Bang. Blood, yells, then more silence.

~Nicole "a-taste-for-the-dramatic" Gile

Miles Davis

Romp the bebop, baby.

Swing, don’t jive.

Ain’t no birdbrain.

-Patterson

This country needs a razor. Even if the cuts burn.

-Ian 'Soul Patch' Hawkes

Now Superman can’t save LA. Kryptonite and factories. Stupid Smog.

-Ian 'Kent' Hawkes

Bad Poetry

You write shaky metaphors,

you don’t deserve your opposable thumbs.

-Patterson

The gravy slithers down lays cellulite siege on inner thighs.

-Megan-Gonna-stuff-her-face-with-**OatMeaL RaIsIN cOoKIes -** Mitchell

Grow strong, Until shot down And repeat this Cynical Cycle.

-Lincoln "Half Empty" Gray

Soft shadows slink through night, And wither with the day.

-Lincoln "Half Full" Gray

I sit and winder why I wasn't born Canadian.

-Sarah "MAPLE SYRUP" Kennedy

If I misspell a word, would it change the definition?

-Sarah "I really can't spell" Kennedy

Would you like me better tomorrow?

- Sarah "I have too many of these" Kennedy

One, two, three. Four. Five, Six. Seven, eight, nine, ten. ~Eric "Richter Scale" Porter